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so apparently I'm tanned like a chicken nugget idk compliments these days
oh right and my name is joey but you can call me 'ey' as in 'sex-ey' you can tell i've only been alive for 16 years *screams internally*

strictly-fandoms:

do you ever just get the overwhelming urge to cry because you think you’re not going to go far in life because you’re not as smart or as talented as the people around you

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through

4 months ago830,224 plays

sourhex:

On the other hand, my nose flaring abilities are pretty good

For some reason I thought about this a lot as a kid

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

crazysexyfierce:

pleasestopbeingsad:

Street harassment is not a compliment.

This! There is a HUGE difference between a genuine compliment and the shit idiots say to you in the street.

laugh-addict:

Greatest thing ever

Things like this remind me how much I love poetry slams. 

I fucking love it

this is how you dad.

lustire:

when super cute boys have low standards 

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supremewhitegirl:

dendropsyche:

thenimbus:

bonbonbunny:

'What kind of overalls does Mario wear?'

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Yep, I laughed out loud

I love the “oh no” like he fucking knows he’s going to hear a shitty ass joke

this is the stupidest fucking joke in the world but i laugh every fucking time without fail

4 months ago3,454,835 plays

jensenbatckles:

graphic-mortality:

This is why, ladies and gentlemen, we should all invest in church camp.

if i ever neglect to reblog this assume i’m dead